These Worst First Date Stories Will Make You Want To Be Single Forever

#WorstFirstDate I thought he was into fitness because he had on an ankle weight. He was actually on parole and it was an ankle monitor.

— Linda Childers (@LindaChilders1) July 28, 2016

He had a $35 steak and several drinks. I had a $8 salad and water. He demanded I split the check 50/50. #WorstFirstDate

— K. (@kittykaresless) July 27, 2016

He still lived at home with his parents, so he had to sneak me in & that’s when I found out about the Ninja Turtle sheets…;#WorstFirstDate

— Tiny Elvis (@tinyelvisbkwd) July 27, 2016

He took me to a frog jump festival. We had to leave early because his WIFE showed up and she has a restraining order on him. #WorstFirstDate

— Rebecca (@MrsMZ2u) July 27, 2016

I went to a fancy place. He ordered, & ate,the most expensive food on the menu.He went to wash his hands and never returned. #worstfirstdate

— Michelle (@mc_arthur123) July 27, 2016

#WorstFirstDate he talked about himself all through dinner, then drove me around to show me where all his ex gfs lived. #truestory

— Kimberley Clark (@Vegan_chick_MI) July 28, 2016

Reluctantly went on a blind date through a mutual friend. Halfway through the date, we discovered that we are related. #WorstFirstDate

— Chris Konya Radio (@ChrisKonya98) July 27, 2016

#WorstFirstDate going to a restaurant where his ex was a waitress and he burst into tears begging her to take him back is up there.

— Spring-Heeled Candy (@iamcandydax) July 27, 2016

At the end of the night, he leaned in for a kiss, whispering “don’t be scared if my tooth falls out.” @FallonTonight #WORSTFIRSTDATE

— Bronwyn Roberts (@BronwynRoberts) July 27, 2016

I was trying to flirt with my date, so I told her she spilled some ice cream on her chin. Turns out it was a zit. #WorstFirstDate

— Stuart Edge (@stuart_edge) July 27, 2016

As I was leaving, I went in for a hug goodbye, tripped on the door mat, and tackled her into the door. #WorstFirstDate

— Grant Robertstad (@GRobertstad) January 6, 2016

Met a girl online & had her over for dinner. Heard ripping behind me while cooking. She was opening my mail. #WorstFirstDate @jimmyfallon

— Brian Walters (@WallysVoice) July 19, 2016

We were walking outside & it got chilly. He said:”I guess I should offer you my jacket.” Then added: “But then I’d be cold.” #WorstFirstDate

— Mona Rakeze (@TheRakeze) July 27, 2016

Guy took me to the $1 movie theater, paid for me, then said in total seriousness “You can pay me back later.” @jimmyfallon #WorstFirstDate

— elyse (@elyseanoush) January 6, 2016

I went out with a psychic who told me he once got beat up by a gang of ghosts. #WorstFirstDate

— Chad Simmons (@dahc1985) July 27, 2016

I thought it’d be cute to lady and the tramp some pasta. I got a whiff of pepper and sneezed pasta sauce all over him. #WorstFirstDate

— Michelle (@mc_arthur123) July 27, 2016

He went to the bathroom, then texted me “You should call an uber” bc he’d peed his pants & was too embarrassed to come back #WorstFirstDate

— Sarah Fitzpatrick (@sfitzpatrick294) July 27, 2016

#WorstFirstDate Had dinner with a guy who spent the night talking about how he was glad his grandmother was finaly dead. #SerialKiller

— Travis Suggs (@TheDailyGoat) June 27, 2016